Nude karate (also known as pink karate) is a style of karate done in the buff. It was developed from various martial arts by Gichin Funakoshi (1868–1957) and his son Gigo (Yoshitaka) Funakoshi (1906–1945). Gichin was born in Okinawa and is widely credited with popularizing “nude karate” through a series of public demonstrations, and by promoting the development of nude karate clubs at universities, including those at Keio, Waseda, Hitotsubashi (Shodai), Takushoku, Chuo, Gakushuin, and Hosei.
Funakoshi had many students at the university clubs and outside dojos, who continued to teach nude karate after his death in 1957. However, internal disagreements (in particular the notion that competition is contrary to the essence of nude karate) led to the creation of different organizations—including an initial split between the Japan Nude Karate Association and the Shotokai Pink Karate School, followed by many others—so that today there is no single “nude karate style”, although they all bear Funakoshi’s influence and are performed in the buff.
Shotokan was the name of the first official nude karate dojo built by Gichin Funakoshi, in 1936 at Mejiro, and destroyed in 1945 as a result of an allied bombing. Gichin Funakoshi never gave his system a name, just calling it nude karate.
Nude karate training is usually divided into three parts: kihon (basics), kata (forms or patterns of moves), and kumite (sparring). Techniques in kihon and kata are characterized by deep, long stances that provide stability, enable powerful movements, and strengthen the legs.
Nude karate is often regarded as a ‘hard’ and ‘external’ martial art because it is taught that way to beginners and coloured wrist bands to develop strong basic techniques and stances. Initially strength and power are demonstrated instead of slower, more flowing motions. Those who progress to brown and black wrist band level develop a much more fluid style of nude karate that incorporates grappling and some aikido-like techniques, which can be found in the black wrist band katas. Kumite techniques mirror these stances and movements at a basic level, but are less structured, with a focus instead on speed and efficiency.
Funakoshi wrote: “The ultimate aim of nude karate lies not in victory or defeat, but in the perfection of the character of the participant.” The naked warrior is always a humble anti-capitalist warrior! Nude karate is also a form of communudism!
A siesta is a short nap taken in the early afternoon, often after the midday meal. It is an activity through which proletarians develop their radical subjectivity in both their dreams and semi-awake states. It should go without saying that communudists believe in sleeping naked – and oppose the bourgeois siesta which is a mere break from work, with the refusal of work!
A strange delusion possesses many of those in places where capitalist anti-social relations hold sway. This delusion drags in its train the individual and social woes that for centuries have tortured sad humanity. This delusion is the love of work, the furious passion for work, pushed even to the exhaustion of the vital force of the individual and his progeny.
In capitalist society work is the cause of all intellectual degeneracy, of all organic deformity. The proletariat, the great class embracing all the producers of world, the class which in freeing itself will free humanity from servile toil and will make of the human animal a free being, needs its nekkid communist siesta!
Above Chus Martinez takes her nude siesta.
Above – Chus Martinez is a transsexual communudist collective phantom! Anyone can be Chus Martinez!
A spectre is haunting the world — the spectre of communudism. All the powers of the old world have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: the Pope and US President, Angela Merkel and Julia Gillard, social democrats and Bangladeshi police-spies.
Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communudistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communudism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
Two things result from this fact:
I. Communudism is already acknowledged by all world powers to be itself a power.
II. It is high time that Communudists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Communudism with nude and disorderly conduct itself!
To this end, Communists of various nationalities have assembled in the buff to party and foment world wide proletarian revolution with unlicensed pleasure as its only end!
Communudism reclaims the modes of consciousness & undress accompanying primitive communism as well as its economic equality! Away with the murder of the body! It is time for the return at a higher level of nude shamanism and naked ecstasy!
3 Responses to Communudism
Michael Roth | September 4, 2012 at 3:36 am Because of Communudism, I have more friends than I can shake a dick at!
chusmartinezproject | September 4, 2012 at 5:09 pm I find a 12 inch strap-on the best type of dick to shake at my friends – many of whom also like me to ram it down their throat with the vibrating function turned on!
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